Irish Password Protection

I cried of laughter reading this:

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During a recent ‘PASSWORD AUDIT’ at the Bank of Ireland it was found that Paddy O’Toole was using the following password:  

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin

When Paddy was asked why he had such a long password: he replied

”Bejazus! are yez stupid? Shore Oi was told me password had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital.”

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haaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!

gak kuat gendong

  • Fanny: oh, elo justru sukanya yang kurus cungkring gitu ya? kalo gue suka yg kurus tapi atletis
  • me: iyaaaa, tipe gue tuh modelnya si Manuel or Irman waktu dikuliah dulu tuh... modelnya Kevin juga
  • Fanny: Fabio kayaknya tipe lo deh nanti... tinggi, kurus, lesung pipit
  • me: hahahaha... dia aja udah naksir gue gitu kemaren waktu gue kejakarta
  • Fanny: iya hahahaha, dia suka yang putih-putih
  • me: gue harus ngurusin badan banget kalo mau sama cowok model cungkring begitu
  • Fanny: iyaaaa nanti mereka gak kuat gendong lo...

my dream guy: nerdy looking, small, cute, and plays guitar. oh… preferrably has dimples… in this case, a chin dimple will do…
I looooooooooooveeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

my dream guy: nerdy looking, small, cute, and plays guitar. oh… preferrably has dimples… in this case, a chin dimple will do…

I looooooooooooveeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

hopeless

  • Fanny: am also hopeless looking at single guys these days, btw
  • Fanny: you should marry a bule... Indo guys r mostly hopeless
  • me: umm, I don't know, i'm also hopeless with bule's actually...
  • Fanny: in general, men are hopeless
  • me: hahahahahaa
  • Fanny: you know, it's harder to find a decent guy these days
  • Fanny: they're mostly taken before they hit 30... i grabbed mine when he was 29
  • me: yeah, i know... it's hopeless

I’m from Nebraska. When we shoot things, it’s because we want to eat ‘em or make them leave our boyfriends alone.

Penny, from the Big Bang Theory (via weallseekthetruth) (via quote-book)

Lol!

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde (via johannal) (via quote-book)

(hihihi, i know a few people who caused me happiness whenever they go :D)

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OYFG!!! Sookie Stackhouse book 10 “Dead in the Family” will only be released in May 2010!!!! I thought it would be March 2010… and the 3rd season will only air in June 2010… aaaaaarrrrggghhhh… too looonnggg… teganya…teganya…teganyaa…
btw.. dead in the family? is Jason gonna die? Noooooooooooooo….

OYFG!!! Sookie Stackhouse book 10 “Dead in the Family” will only be released in May 2010!!!! I thought it would be March 2010… and the 3rd season will only air in June 2010… aaaaaarrrrggghhhh… too looonnggg… teganya…teganya…teganyaa…

btw.. dead in the family? is Jason gonna die? Noooooooooooooo….

3 things a girl shouldn't ask/tell the guy first...

hahaha setujuuuuuuuhhh

justbecauseithinkso:

oh iya juga ya… klo gitu diextend term and conditionnya untuk cowo2 yang cakep bole ask/tell the girl first. Yang enggak, tetep nggak boleh. Lho?! hihihihihi

awwsomeways:

Honey, what I am trying to say is for the girl to wait for the guy to say these things first… (harga dereeee getooooloooooohhh) if a guy shouldn’t tell/ask these things to the girl first, then… kapan jadiannyaaaaaa????? hehehehhe

justbecauseithinkso:

Yes but these are also apply for men, shouldnt ask/tell woman first. We also scared of them. Duh! ;p

Don’t Kanye me or I will Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your mother

(via graciacassandra)

Haaaahahahahahaha… kayaknya lucuuuuu nihhh… explain dongg pliiisss….

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3 things a girl shouldn't ask/tell the guy first...

It’s ok to ask *relationshipy questions after 6 months going on a strong, intense relationship… but not before that, and especially, not before the guy asked you first…

1. Where is this relationship going? (and other *insecure relationshipy question e.g. ‘are we a couple?’, ‘are we exclusive?’ ‘we’re not seeing other people, are we?’)

2. Do you love me? (and other *insecure questions about his feelings to you, e.g. ‘How do you feel about me?’, ‘I have a strong connection with you, don’t you have it too?’)

3. Let’s go for a vacation together (and other you-think-it’s-subtle *let’s commit suggestions e.g. ‘leaving your toothbrush and shampoo in his bathroom’, ‘replacing his worn out handtowel’, ‘why don’t you move in with me?’)

It is OK, however, to put a mental check on the guy’s attitude towards you and the relationship within that 6 months. If he hasn’t shown you that he wants to be rather serious with you, or if he looks like he only wants to have fun… it’s your decision to stay or go.

But never force someone to be serious with you (by doing the above three things), unless he said it first. Trust me. It’s much much harder when you experience it yourself.

What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby ‘Usher’? Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor.
Kelly Kapoor (via leeshiebean) (via quote-book)

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